Stalking Tips For Beginners

Tip#2 Be Creative, yet prudent

John Boyer, described as "such a nice person" and "the kind of guy who walks grandmothers across the street," stalked Amy Ralph, of Springfield, Mass, for 2 years. John took advantage of the Postal Service to meet his needs. After a dead rat didn't win Amy's affection, he sent her coat hangers for DIY abortions.

I would have thought that the coat hanger would have been the quickest way to the woman's heart. So sad.
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